They are not only less likely to be shocked by your exotic requests - they might not even realize that other people think your turn-ons are exotic.Д¬onversely, your geek lover might be relieved that your wildest fantasy involves only two other people, five utensils and a trapeze. Geeks have seen all the porn you can imagine and then some, priming them to be open to your sexual peccadilloes. It isn't a big leap from 'I'm a level-13 thief, evil-aligned' to 'I'm the prison warden and you're the new detainee.' Scientists and therapists alike claim that the brain is the most critical sexual organ a geek's familiarity with fantasy arouses your mind even as the handcuffs - or the bag of loot - bring your body to attention.ДЄ technophobe mostly talks to you in person, but a geek is happy to be with you by texting your phone, flirting with you in a chat room, Skyping you, Twittering just in case you're on your vibrating couch ( NSFW), sending funny cell-phone snapshots to your e-mail, playing online games, commenting on your blog, Digging articles that interest you, seducing you by instant messageвЂ¦. Geek lovers combine a well-developed and oft-exercised erotic imagination with their physical technique. More than one geek has told me that Home Depot is their favorite adult store.

Don't be surprised if your geek lover puts more thought into arranging the boudoir than you do, or if common household items ('pervertibles') soon take on a new dimension.

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